anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
making my way downtown
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.
Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest.
HUVr introduces the new hoverboard to be released in December 2014 [x]
THIS IS NOT A TEST!!! REPEAT THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!
here is my hoverboard
THIS IS THE FUTURE
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
i may be ugly and untalented